Reverse Snobbery
Thursday, June 30th, 200501 July 2005 @ 03:22 am
This thought occured to me as I took my shit out of the car at the gym today. I was just looking at the state of the boot of my car and thinking, what a horrible mess. I have bags and bags of clothes, spare gym stuff and clothes, and TRASH. Geez. Then I thought gee…this isn’t very good for a car like mine. That caught me. Hmm. A car like mine? So what about my car? It’s a Megane. So? The image. Sigh. I guess it’s one of those status things. I don’t it and I don’t like to have to have this status thing about me but then there are those people who I sell insurance to that I just HAVE to. It sucks but it’s true.
Anyways back to the subject at hand. Sometime ago, I went to Naveen’s place to pick meet him so that we could go to the gym together with Pi. So we sat on his verandah waiting for him while he warmed up the wRx and stuff his boot with his gym stuff. He loaded it with about 4 Keppel Club plastic bags. Then I just blurted out, “Nav could you possibly f—g get yourself a proper gym bag to dump your stuff?” He goes, “Why? The plastic bags suit me fine and I take them from the gym when I have dirty shit.” Then Nav’s mum said, “No… Julian. You don’t understand. It’s Reverse Snobbery. I mean look at me. I wear these clothes and slippers. Even when I go out to buy things.” She said it like it was some simple Truth that everyone knew - common sense. Nav sat down across from me looking very earnest, lit his fag, and piped in, “Yehhh! What’s the point of buying a bag when I have these plastic bags that I can use? Besides I don’t need a silly gym bag just to show people at the club that I’m not a poor wannabe.” (ok he didn’t say that per se but I’m paraphrasing.” So that intrigued me. But then that wasn’t my point. I didn’t really care if he used plastic bags to go to the gym, “Naveen, that wasn’t my point! I was just saying that it’s simply easier to carry ONE bag to stuff your things! Sheesh.” I was rolling my eyes as I waved my fag around, much to the amusement my host.
So that’s it. Reverse Snobbery. That made me think about what my dad related to me when he was manager for HSBC 20 years ago. There was this guy who made his MILLIONS1 from this factory he had selling nuts and bolts. Literally. The point was that this guy literally worked his way from selling spare nuts and bolts on the street at the old Sungei Road, to having a little pushcart, to a shophouse and up till that time a factory in Singapore and Malaysia, and finally a factory in China. Hmm. So this guy was drop dead rich right? And he’d bank with HSBC. And my dad would often get called out to the front counters because this chap would walk in looking like an old trishaw rider in CLOGS with a crumpled paper bag. He’d simply walk over to the security guard, and hand him the bag and say, “I want to deposit $10,0002. I’ll come back for the rest later.” Does that make you gape or what? Who’d have thought that a man dressed like that would have 10,000 in CASH.
So my point is? Let’s consider this. Humility on the man’s part. Trust. and Reverse Snobbery. Outside the bank was the man’s Jaguar. Sheesh. I swear I want to be able to do that. Walk into a bank in slippers, shorts and a tank top, looking like a chao beng and telling them, I’d like to invest my millions! haha! ![]()
1 Back in the 80’s a million was worth a LOT of shit.
2Invariably the security guard was either a malay chap or an indian chap. This man had quite a time trying to say that in malay (considering that he possibly couldn’t speak indian, being chinese). So this was actually said in Hokkien, malay and gawd know what else.
Ok. I’ll be able to get my 40% off GNC stuff in July. Who wants stuff?
I’ve been thinking how cool it would be to organise a MP3’s exchange party. All I’d need to do is to bring my wireless AP to a location and get all invitees to sit around and exchange mp3’s
It’d be cool. I wonder if the Ventures’d be interested?
Current Mood: contemplative
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